May 12:
Let me tell you why my day was complete utter fucking shit.
work people drama. Relationships that don’t exist. Haha fuck people.
I realize that the comment above makes no sense, but neither does that particular situation so it suits.
I spilled soup all over myself because I am incapable of using white people silverware. It was hot. And I smelled like a can of progresso and it was attractive like you don’t even understand.
shortly after that, a person ran into me with their ice cream cone. I seriously looked like I just got home from fat camp and decided I needed to roll around in food.
I came home and played with kush kitten and he was in my bed. He decided that was the prime place to secrete bodily fluids all over my hand, sheets, and carpet.
after he peed, I ran into the bathroom and put him into the sink. He then proceeded to take a giant shit. It was half his size. Sick. I had to clean everything. Snake pee/ shit stinks.
my fish died. Jolie. It was brutal. I sat there and just stared at him for 10 minutes. He was scattered. 4 different pieces. :’(
today is not my day. At all.
my boyfriend has a knack for lying to me, whee. Fucking amazing <3
yeah. Oh and it’s 2:33AM, and I have no intentions on sleeping any time soon.
May 11, 2012:
6 months with my boyfriend today <3
Eeeeeee.
We went to see the avengers (which by the way, HOLYFUCKYES.SOMUCHFUCKINGYES)
We had fantastic sex
( from which I feel my vagina may or may not be completely destroyed, because I had to stop out of pain- BUT, so good. I’m satisfied. Love. Whee. Sex. Yes. )
But um, hahaha
I love him so much :)
Things Rozee needs in her life:
pole dancing
shooting range
motorcycle license
paint balling
rafting
camping
wake boarding
roller derby
scuba certification
skateboarding
meh,sex.
Poop. Goal list.
